Write a joke!

This is the place of humor.
Write a joke, please, to make laugh for everyone!
Thanks!
Admin

Szilvi wrote:This is the place of humor.
Write a joke, please, to make laugh for everyone!
Thanks!
Admin

OK! Good idea Szilvi... I try to find some jokes

So, I think, I need to start. Well:

In the school the teacher gives homework for children: "You need to write an essay about this theme: "Mom has only one!""
On the next day every chlid reads his/her own essay for the class. The first one is very beautiful:
"............ So, when I was very ill, my mom was sitting at my bed night and day! It shows very well that mom has only one!"
The next one:
"............. So, when my friend hurted me, my mom helped much. It shows well that mom has only one!"
And the last one:
"My mom told me to take out from the store 2 glasses of jam. I went in and try to find them, but I didn't manage, so I shouted out to the kitchen: "Mom, has only one!!!" "

He-he! Not the best, but the next is your turn!

Szilvi